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The Core: Frank's Thoughts
The Core definitely had the making for fascinating sci-fi stimulation.
The attempt to turn the scientific discipline of electromagnetism
into a robust and cheeky mainstream entertainment seemed quite challenging
in concept.
The Core (2003) Paramount Pictures
2 hrs. 15 mins.
Starring: Aaron Eckhart, Hilary Swank, Delroy Lindo, Stanley Tucci,
Alfre Woodard, Bruce Greenwood, D.J. Qualls, Tcheky Karyo, Richard
Jenkins
Directed by: Jon Amiel
Rating: ** stars (out of 4 stars)
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Core definitely had the making for fascinating sci-fi stimulation.
The attempt to turn the scientific discipline of electro-magnetism
into a robust and cheeky mainstream entertainment seemed quite challenging
in concept.
With a display of top-notch actors on hand to give some credibility
to this high-volume fantasy that wants us to engage our collective
imaginations in exploring the thrill ride behind the curiosity of
the earth’s hidden core, director Jon Amiel hatches an ambitious
but silly-minded probe into a preposterous popcorn movie that almost
makes Armageddon look like an operatic experience in comparison.

Amiel does energize his bombastic narrative with an intermittent
vibrant visual urgency that awkwardly accompanies the film’s occasional
wacky tone. Despite the boisterous production values of this overwrought
and unevenly irreverent disaster B movie, The Core never really
shows us anything worth exploring under its nonsensical albeit volatile
crusty surface.
Amiel, along with writers Cooper Layne and John Rogers, do serve
up some tasty tidbits with a glimpse of sharp dialogue and the penchant
for showcasing typical over-the-top catastrophic sequences that
emphasize the standard dramatic pulse of this ridiculously glorified
and wayward action-adventure.
The Core wants to have it both ways and appeal to giddy movie audiences
on two vastly different levels in terms of balancing its intelligence
and intrigue. The convoluted premise and the suspense it wants to
signify in droves have this pseudo-smartness to it that never rings
true.
Amiel’s outrageous exposition is indeed an excitable and off-the-wall
display that will most likely invigorate and amuse moviegoers in
all its goofy grandeur.
But this apocalyptic spectacle manages to inconsistently weave
together a series of clichéd disastrous dilemmas in the course
of passing itself off as compelling yet the cartoonish goings-on
undermine the intriguing details the movie brings to the forefront
in terms of its intricate dealings with something as involving and
sophisticated as shedding some light about the planet’s electromagnetic
field and the destructive deterioration that it may cause as the
result of its disruptive state.
While close to dangerously being touted as the millennium’s remade
version of a cerebral-minded Journey to the Center of the Earth,
The Core tells the big-budgeted blockbuster tale of a bunch of dedicated
scientists trying to solve the immense mystery of an ominous force
that threatens the Earth’s inner core rotation.
Because of this major circumstance, the planet’s magnetic field
is vulnerable thus making our atmosphere weakened therefore being
subject to a global breakdown of tremendous deadly proportions.
Whether having birds uncharacteristically flying into their human
counterparts in London or folks suffering from strange health-related
ailments in New England because the world is out of whack, something
needs to be done about this pending environmental mishap and quick.
A key observer behind this weird worldwide occurrence is fidgety
but brilliant professor and geophysicist Dr. Josh Keyes (Aaron Eckhart,
In the Company of Men, Possession) who assembles a team of extremely
astute scientists and astronauts to investigate this shocking planetary
phenomenon.
The plan at hand: to arrange an edgy field trip by traveling into
the Earth’s unsettling core courtesy of a spiffy-looking subterranean
craft dubbed "Virgil" where they hope to detonate a complicated
device that will fix the core’s malfunctioning axis and restore
it back to its functioning capabilities.
Joining Keyes on this menacing mission is fearless and plucky pilot
Major Rebecca "Beck" Childs (Oscar-winning actress Hilary Swank)
and her flyboy commander Colonel Robert Iverson (Bruce Greenwood).
Also in tow are the usual tag-along of diverse caricatured personalities
sprinkled in conveniently to instill some friction and frivolity
into the perfunctory proceedings.
Keyes recruits a respected but cynically arrogant colleague Dr.
Conrad Zimsky (Stanley Tucci) who in turn taps emotionally distant
but intellectual Dr. Edward Brazleton (Delroy Lindo) to accompany
them on this hostile adventure. Dr. Sergei Leveque (Tcheky Karyo)
is Keyes’s French sidekick/contemporary and no nonsense Mission
control head (Alfre Woodard) is on the scene to reinforce stability
amongst the group.
And teenage techno-titan Rat (D.J. Qualls) is figured into the
mix as well thanks to his electronic savvy (hmmm…is this an intentional
insurance policy to bribe the youthful moviegoers out there into
checking out this frenetic gadget-infested flick based on his sole
useless participation?).
Inevitably, there will be an element out there that will simply
dismiss The Core as pure escapist fun in the anticipation that indiscriminate
sci-fi fanatics will be looking to wallow in something aimlessly
dressy, absurd and high-maintenance.
However, harboring this kind of mindset may just backfire because
Amiel’s clumsy and undisciplined direction does not give credence
for him as a competent filmmaker to arbitrarily cobble together
sensationalistic sequences in hopes of appeasing audiences with
an empty-headed and chest-thumping project.
This movie won’t fool diehard sci-fi followers with its questionable
doses of implausibility and skimpy scientific rationalizations even
if it was purposely meant to exist in the tradition of delivering
an overzealous satire devoted to spotlighting the rage of this sort
of celebrated genre.
And for common moviegoers who may not consider themselves schooled
in the fascination of science fiction sensibilities, the techno-babble
and special effects symmetry that’s generated in this hollow high-caliber
showcase will either feel too overwhelming or categorically inane
to the point that they would readily embrace any welcomed indifference.
In general, a decent science fiction vehicle would hopefully inspire
one to grasp a sense of the unknown and motivate the individual
to seek out truths no matter how big or small. Even in mediocrity,
some sci-fi fare can enhance this very same feeling. But with The
Core, there’s never really quite a true or genuine revelation about
how we should interpret its vague and laughable wonderment.
Amiel and his screenwriters only serve us half-hearted treats that
merely scratch our appetites at best. Surprisingly, the CGI are
eye-popping in its spryness one moment then inexplicably pared-down
and shoddy the next moment. We then get the sudden shock treatment
of having the grease hit the pan by the way the moviemakers haphazardly
pour on the tragic trial and tribulations as we witness everyday
life gone haywire: the collapsing of the Golden Gate Bridge, the
explosion of the Roman coliseum, etc.
Yet there’s never any surging momentum or hint of dire loss we
express with frothy concern behind this mayhem. And then what about
some of the spunky heroes aboard the Virgil that start to perish
just as the exploration into the core’s axis becomes clearly defined?
Having these participants eliminated so matter-of-factly feels
like filler just to fulfill the film’s dramatic lapses. Plus, how
long will folks patiently sit still just to see a handful of renegade
know-it-alls monotonously drilling through the Earth’s stubborn
and solid inner ground while trying to maintain respectable interest
in this plunging subplot?
The movie systematically trudges along and doesn’t mind casually
eradicating its transparent and expendable characters as previously
mentioned (whether it be by ludicrously focusing upon a precise
group of pacemaker-wearing people dropping dead within a carefully
structured geographical area (huh?) or the pre-selected fish bait
of the Virgil crew meeting their Maker in an Alien-like fate) or
launching some zany excuse to blowing up territorial landmarks around
the globe in a feeble showing of demonstrating some harried heartfelt
sentiment to serve as a companion piece to the meaningless elevated
high jinks taking place.
Consequently, The Core is a breezy and banal exorcise that basically
goes through all the worn out conventional motions of a meandering
mainstream sci-fi movie that blows its own shapeless horn without
bothering to make a cohesive and creative sound.
No matter how outrageous or noble this rousing yarn pretends to
be, Amiel and his cinematic collaborators don’t dig deep enough
to get the root of the haplessly hokey excitement. Cheesier and
greater expensive sci-fi offerings have been cited before.
So in hindsight something as flimsy and far-fetched as this decorated
dud may not necessarily be the end of our universe as we know it.
But hey, it’s still close to being an uneventfully bopping bore
that can easily be perceived as derivatively…uh, excuse the pun…
"rotten to the core".
Frank rates this film: ** stars (out of 4 stars)
Frank Ochieng
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