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Agent Cody Banks
So the likable Malcolm in the Middle pint-sized TV star Frankie
Muniz is at it again on the big screen? This time, the movie handlers
are trying to package him as a junior James Bond for the kiddie crowd.
Agent Cody Banks (2003) MGM Pictures
1 hr. 25 mins.
Starring: Frankie Muniz, Hilary Duff, Angie Harmon, Keith David,
Cynthia Stevenson, Daniel Roebuck, Martin Donovan, Arnold Vosloo
Directed by: Harald Zwart
Rating: ** stars (out of 4 stars)
So
the likable Malcolm in the Middle pint-sized TV star Frankie Muniz
is at it again on the big screen? This time, the movie handlers
are trying to package him as a junior James Bond for the kiddie
crowd.
Well, if one is trying to blatantly rip off the vibrant Spy Kids
movie franchise then what better way to do this feat than to feature
the popular television tyke in a kid-coated action-comedy meant
to capitalize on filmmaker Robert Rodriguez’s aforementioned quirky
adolescent espionage actioner.

In the middling gadget fantasy vehicle Agent Cody Banks, Muniz
tries to charm his way through this disjointed and recycled training
wheels spy session. Although director Harald Zwart (One Night at
McCool’s) does fortify this intentionally cheesy high-tech showcase
with a sledgehammer of energetic flair and silliness, his juiced-up
narrative cannot overcome the inevitable comparisons to the far
superior Spy Kids flicks.
Sure, it’s kind of fun to imagine an American teenaged version
of Agent 007 running around to save the world while juggling schoolwork
and domestic chores in the process.
But the gimmick simply plays itself out after a while thus depending
on the distracting factors such as the movie’s sluggish pacing,
the high-voltage knockoff Spy Kids enthusiasm, hokey and flat humor
that accompanies the campy overwrought action sequences and the
lackadaisical approach to invigorating this jolting display with
a cheeky need to have its pimple-faced hero clumsily discovery his
own growing pains amid his responsible role as an adventurous and
diminutive danger man.
Muniz stars as the title character Cody Banks, a Seattle-based
teen that’s part of the juvenile division of the CIA. Apparently
for years this top-secret government agency has been shaping adolescent
agents and preparing them for a national crisis.
Well, the time has come for Cody and his fellow acne-faced covert
little rascals to spring into action in reference to serving their
country accordingly. When the dastardly evil outfit ERIS pushes
its agenda in an effort to abuse the usage of mini ominous robots
by unleashing them on an unexpected society, the CIA immediately
starts to put their young protégés to work. And thus
Cody Banks is about to embark on his first exciting thrill venture.
Cody gets the go-ahead to keep a watchful eye on the pretty gal
Natalie Connors (Hilary Duff, star of the Disney Channel’s program
"Lizzie McGuire"). The perky and curvy Natalie happens
to be the daughter of the scientist that invented the harmful army
of robots, or nanocytes as they’re referred to in the movie.
So this assignment is a mixed bag of sorts; Cody develops an understandable
crush on the knockout Natalie but by the same token is quite awkward
around the females. The question remains: is the untested Cody up
for the challenge of keeping his cool and maintaining his focus
while on duty?
Whatever complications the undercover red-faced rookie experiences,
his hot-looking adult CIA contact Ronica Miles (Angie Harmon) will
see to it that he is geared in the right direction (hopefully, that
is…).
Granted that Agent Cody Banks tries to have some off-the-wall frolic
with its incessant techno-treat of outrageous gadgetry and overwrought
special effects designed to help heighten the otherwise manufactured
antics of this silly-minded and overactive roller coaster ride.
Whereas Rodriguez eased into the cheeky imagination of his appetizing
sea saw Spy Kids flicks by incorporating the right mixture of over-the-top
spontaneity and a charming erratic giddiness, Zwart and his screenwriters
seem to strain themselves by trying to overwhelm the audience with
a string of excitable yet pointless run-of-the-mill action sequences
that go through the banal Bond-esque motions.
The pre-teen moviegoers may occasionally fill up on all the scattering
images that are thrown their way on the screen but will soon tire
of all the tossed-around and exaggerated foolishness that this spectacle
drowns itself in with perverse pleasure.
True, Agent Cody Banks wants to be aimlessly playful as a grade-school
spoof mocking the ubiquitous genre of spy cinema. However, the tacky
tale of an unsure young man coming-of-age by virtue of missions
that may be high-tech work for the feds one moment or homework for
the school board the next moment feels rather lame and exhaustive
in concept.
This is a formulaic fantasy that expects to appease its kiddie
core and offer some sugary subversive commentary on the ridiculousness
of our fascination with the omnipresent notion of bombastic mainstream
action-adventure films posing as acceptable throwaway entertainment.
Muniz tries to keep the frenzied proceedings afloat but one doesn’t
easily notice the exuberance or confidence he brings to this muddled-down
material much like he demonstrated in last year’s forgettable farce
Big Fat Liar. As Cody Banks, Muniz routinely portrays his tip toeing
protagonist as the hapless hero looking for meaning within his topsy-turvy
existence.
Still, the film never manages to have us sympathize or relate to
Cody’s lack of reassurance or sense of curiosity. Instead, the movie
is so busy thrusting its leading lad into hyper-cornball situations
that we lose our divested interest in Cody as both a boy nervously
coming into his own young manhood and that of an unlikely developing
and capable crime stopper to boot.
The filmmakers were astute enough to have Muniz and Duff partake
in this pouncing pinball of a movie due to their continued following
on their respective television shows. As performers, the young stars
may be hot property on the small screen but in this preposterous
stunt-laden showing, they’re as cold as an open package of half-bitten
salami sitting on the shelf in your refrigerator.
Unfortunately, Duff doesn’t contribute too much unless you count
her effectiveness as the role of major hormonal eye candy for her
randy contemporaries. The supporting cast doesn’t make much of an
impression either.
When Harmon isn’t prancing around in revealing outfits while needlessly
playing dress up then the film resorts to showing us Cody’s clueless
mother (Cynthia Stevenson) or Natalie’s dorky father (Martin Donovan)
as a way of passing the time.
The violent campy vibes and forced miscellaneous zaniness in this
perfunctory pubescent picture just doesn’t have the passionate push
to elevate this empty carnival of kid-empowerment sentiments beyond
its mediocre mode.
Agent Cody Banks desperately needs to get assigned a new intriguing
gig — maybe the skateboarding operative can go incognito and sneak
onto the set of Spy Kids III to properly observe how whisking audiences
of all ages away in pure escapism is really done!
Frank rates this film: ** stars (out of 4 stars)
Frank Ochieng
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