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Godsend
In Godsend, Frank finds a run-of-the-mill child-cloning thriller
turned into a flaccid frightfest that is all clumsy thumbs, and no
controllable finger to decisively point this devilish dud of a movie
in the right creative direction.
Godsend (2004) Lions Gate Films
1 hour 42 minutes. Starring: Greg Kinnear, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos,
Robert DeNiro, Cameron Bright. Directed by Nick Hamm.
One
should try to routinely take their run-of-the-mill child-cloning/reincarnation
psychological thrillers for what it’s worth. Unfortunately for filmmaker
Nick Hamm, he just happened to conjure up a glaringly sluggish creepy
kiddie supernatural flick that’s more laughably lopsided than it
is lacerating in its haunting spirit.
In the choppy and overlong delusional drama Godsend, Hamm helms
a flaccid frightfest that is all clumsy thumbs and has no controllable
finger to decisively point this devilish dud in the right creative
direction. Hampered by traces of unthinkable sketchy acting and
screenwriter Mark Bomback’s underwhelming and spotty script, Godsend
wreaks its hazy havoc in a mindless methodical manner.

Godsend is an utterly loopy and lethargic Sixth Sense wannabe that
has no original idea as to how to weave its reductive grievous and
gory sentiments into a solid and compelling scare session.
Godsend is an unimaginative and odd movie that twists and turns
yet it doesn’t seem to know what to do with its withering themes
of peril and despair concerning loss and artificial life. If anything,
Hamm’s myopic narrative may entice unintentional comic relief from
a questionable standpoint of recycled caustic clichés edged
along by wooden characterizations and contrived circumstances that
help render this chilling affair tremendously trivial. Not all the
furious flourishes in the world can make this inconsolable hair-raising
exorcise an acceptably polished and riveting suspense piece.
The premise centers around a New England-based couple named Paul
and Jessie Duncan (Greg Kinnear and Rebecca Romijn-Stamos), a pair
of grieving parents that lost their 8-year old son Adam (Cameron
Bright) to death following a freakish car crash. Understandably,
Adam’s demise is still devastating and numbing to the Duncans as
they continue to wallow in their apparent pain and inner suffering.
If there was just one chance that Paul and Jessie could experience
the joy and love of Adam’s company once more, it would take away
all the tension and turmoil that currently suffocates their fragile
mindset.
The realization of reuniting with Adam suddenly seems like a terrific
prospect when Jessie’s former professor Richard Wells (Robert DeNiro)
enters the picture with a shaky promise of bringing back the Duncans’
dearly departed offspring. Dr. Wells is now a clinical specialist
in the science of human cloning and presents to the Duncans an offer
they won’t refuse—bringing back their precious Adam to life via
the DNA samplings that will jump start the boy’s existence all over
again.
Granted it’s a gamble on Dr. Wells’s part but Jessie doesn’t care
about that uncertain reality as long as the results are favorable
in having Adam return to her lonely arms. Paul, on the other hand,
is quite weary about this procedure and the skepticism is evident
but he sees how rejuvenating this experiment will be for Jessie’s
damaged psyche.
Anyway, with the assistance of Dr. Wells and his cloning capabilities,
Jessie finally gives birth to baby Adam number two who’s obviously
the spitting image of their original late son. As the years go by,
all is pretty much comfortable and cozy until the cloned Adam II
starts to show some bizarre behavioral signs in his eighth year
of existence.
Strangely enough, the patterns of Adam II’s raucous reactions are
occurring at the specific age of eight when the Duncans’ first Adam
had died tragically. In other words, the second installment of Adam
Duncan is uniquely defective and this second helping of a lost loving
son will soon make bewildered parents Paul and Jessie pay dearly
for messing around with the natural order of things meant to be.
Consequently, Godsend is a pseudo-stylish and brooding "fingernails-scrapping-the-chalkboard"
flick that falsely champions itself as a dark and disturbing fantasy
forewarning the concept of manipulating manufactured life and the
consequences about tinkering with scientific fate. This is all well
and good about the message of this misguided movie but Hamm fails
terribly at delivering this belabored point in a meandering and
gauzy fashion.
Because Godsend is so unbelievably shoddy and anemic, Hamm loses
sight of any stimulating possibilities that could have enhanced
this quasi-thriller as mildly riveting in its subject matter. The
moviemaker is so determined to paint his petrifying picture as this
somber display of disillusionment that he neglects to inject anything
exciting or interesting that would give dimension to this undemanding
patchwork of pathos.
The lead players Kinnear and Romijn-Stamos do what they can to
heighten the mundane material but with mixed results. Kinnear is
certainly effective as the disoriented dad and his feelings of unstable
and emotional imbalance registers convincingly despite his notable
efforts being wasted away in a schlocky chiller.
As a screen couple, both Kinnear and Romijn-Stamos somehow don’t
seem to measure up as their chemistry as put-upon parents with abandonment
issues feels like a stretch. Individually, they occasionally click
when confronting the remorsefulness of their isolated struggles.
Shockingly, DeNiro is uncharacteristically unfocused and simply
goes through the staid motions without seeming to care how he traipses
through the unpalatable proceedings.
At times, DeNiro’s Dr. Wells feebly is an arbitrary fixture in
the middle of the madness and it certainly doesn’t help matters
any that the resilient actor looks and acts bored with his pared-down
alter ego. Bright is passable as the tortured tyke Adam but it’s
nothing memorable that sticks out immediately amongst the "kid-in-endangerment"
formula that rears its predictable head in this kind of repetitive
sensationalistic cinema.
In the scheme of things, Godsend is a murky melodrama of crushingly
halfhearted proportions. From the get go, this crawly clunker never
managed to find its rollicking rhythm and that’s a darn shame because
this showcase had some mighty good potential if it knew how to handle
its content with an ounce of competence attached to its tiresome
execution.
Frank Ochieng
(c) Frank Ochieng 2004
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OTHER CONTENT - June 2004
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Neal
Asher Interview
Psychologically disturbed android killing machines. A Beast that harvests people
to research its genetic dabbling across time by sending them back to the primordial
ages. A mysterious Japanese man still living millennia after Hiroshima. A physicist
that uses nanotechnology to merge with a spacecraft. Welcome to the weird and
wonderful world of Neal Asher.
(INTERVIEWS)
Big
Ben
Ben Jeapes interviewed. The author speaks about penning cracking reads like
'His Majesty's Starship' , the differences between writing SF for the young
adult market and the 'grown-up' sector, and the sadness of shutting the doors
at his own publishing house, Big Engine.
(INTERVIEWS)
Just
a Tad More
If Tad Williams' Memory, Sorrow & Thorn series is "the fantasy equivalent of
War and Peace" (Locus magazine), then Tad must be Fantasy's Leo Tolstoy. The
prolific Mr Williams is cornered for some vodka and a chat.
(INTERVIEWS)
Bruce
on Bruce
The father of cyberpunk - or at the very least the Uncle - Bruce Sterling, chats
about his new technothriller, The Zenith Angle, with real-life security expert
Bruce Schneier.
(INTERVIEWS)
Forty
Whacks
Scots SF author Ken Macleod visits sunny Spain for the second installment of
'Stitch and Split: Selves and Territories in Science Fiction', in Seville, sponsored
by the Universidad Internacional de Andalucia. Take a walk with Ken down the
Latin road to SFF.
(COMMENT)
Eight
Days in Zagreb
Our jetsetting Scots SF author Ken Macleod flies out to Croatia as a guest at
the Sferakon convention. He finds the old world of Yugoslav science fiction
intriguing, from the pulp cover translations of Western SF novels to state-sponsored
SFF societies.
(COMMENT)
The
Weird Tale of 'Pulgasari'
Mark takes a look at the fantasy film Pulgasari; featuring a beast which was
a North Korean giant monster who ate iron and grew to hundreds of feet high.
It's director was kidnapped from South Korea, taken to North Korea, imprisoned
for four years with no explanation, and then forced to make the only Marxist
monster movie.
(ARTICLES)
Godsend
In Godsend, Frank finds a run-of-the-mill child-cloning thriller turned into
a flaccid frightfest that is all clumsy thumbs, and no controllable finger to
decisively point this devilish dud of a movie in the right creative direction.
(FILM REVIEWS)
Shrek
2: Frank's Take
In Shrek 2, we are gleefully reunited with the amiable pot-bellied giant and
his colorful crew of supporters that include his new wife Princess Fiona (Cameron
Diaz) and his old sidekick Donkey (Eddie Murphy).
(FILM REVIEWS)
Shrek
2: Mark's Take
There is distinctly less magic and fun in Shrek 2 as the title ogre has problems
becoming accepted by his in-laws. All the same cast is back with the same voices,
but the tone of the film is darker and we don't learn a lot more about the characters
that we liked in the first film.
(FILM REVIEWS)
Van
Helsing: Mark's Take
Not as bad as it might have been, but still no bargain. This is a fast-paced
and overblown CGI-fest that leverages off of the old Universal monsters but
does not actually want to use them. Writer-director Steven Sommers of the 'Mummy'
films handles action scenes well, but is poor with directing acting or even
giving us a very good story. This is a film of dubious thrills and no chills
whatsoever.
(FILM REVIEWS)
Van
Helsing: Frank's Take
In this film, our Frank finds an exceedingly glossy but empty-headed thrill-seeking
monsters mash mishap that boasts competent big-budgeted special effects but
little else.
(FILM REVIEWS)
Eternal
Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Mark uncovers quite probably the best new science fiction film he has seen since
Minority Report and well before. A device allows for the removal of painful
memories by erasing them. The hitch is that the memories must be opened and
partially relived as they are being erased. Charlie Kaufman's third script is
demanding, but it is delightfully engaging, intelligent, and even profound.
(FILM REVIEWS)
Troy
Despite the showcasing of buff bodies clashing with conviction in this historic
sword and sandals fable, Troy is an elaborate action-adventure yearning to sweep
the moviegoer off their feet but the uneven rhythms sullies its energized scope.
(FILM REVIEWS)
Offworld
Report June 2004: Science Fiction and Fantasy
Interviews with Peter Crowther, Steven Brust, John Jarrold, Neil Gaiman and
the stars of Van Helsing; JG Ballard considers disaster movies, Stephen Baxter
dishes the dirt on the writing secrets of SF, and Octavia Butler ponders the
nature of power.
(NEWS)
Offworld
Report June 2004: Weird Science
The Pentagon's science fiction weapons program (railgun warships, anyone?),
space tugs, a robot built out of DNA, NASA's wilder dreams, the fantasy folk
seen in Scotland, and why we should be begging China for a decent space race.
(NEWS)
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